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Conceptual Rewrite

You know that song that goes:

Gimme the beat boys, I’ll free my soul

I wanna get lost in that rock ‘n roll

And drift away (and drift away)

Well here’s a cover song of it that I wrote, from the perspective of someone who hates someone in their life (Disclosure: this isn’t real. This is a comical parody. Get it?):

Show me that tongue, that’s in your mouth

I wanna f***ing cut it out

So you never talk again (never talk again)

—

Next comes your fingers,

You’re always pointing at me and

Cursing my good name (my good name)

—

I hate your right foot,

Always kickin’ me in the butt,

Chop it off. With an axe (yeah yeah yeah)

—

Finally, we come to your eyes

You’ve never liked my manly size

I’m gonna gouge ‘em out

With a spoon (and then eat some breakfast)

Yeahhhhh.

I don’t know about you, but I find that pretty hilarious myself.

posted on December 9th, 2007 at 9:55 pm by Kyle

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