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2 Ideas for the New Year

Comeback

Inspired by the awesomely hilarious movie “Juno”, about a pregnant teenager, I have a new “comeback” for the next 12 months (or maybe forever). Instead of:

“That’s what she said”

You now say:

“And then she got pregnant.”

Following me so far?

Insult

Ever need to insult someone, but still be polite? This is inspired by the book I’m currently reading, Fool’s Fate by Robin Hobb. Instead of:

[however you want to use "yo momma"]

You can now say:

“May an angry dragon breathe flame upon thy head.”

Pretty good, eh?