Awkward Times
A friend of mine from the East Coast (we’ll call him “Jenga”) got an IM from a girl that we both dated a very long time ago (early highschool), him a few weeks after I dropped her like a burning monkey.
Having no idea who she was, he at least pretended to talk to her at first, hoping that it was some model-quality girl from his school.
Here’s a perfect example why most “exes” should never be talked to again. Pay close attention to the timestamps. And, yes, it’s the real unedited convo… he emailed it to me.
UglyGirl (12:00:13 AM): who is this?
JengaMan (12:00:30 AM): who is this?
UglyGirl (12:00:43 AM): frankie……
UglyGirl (12:01:05 AM): who is this?
JengaMan (12:01:10 AM): jenga
JengaMan (12:01:19 AM): whered you get my sn?
UglyGirl (12:01:36 AM): i dont know it was just on my buddy list
JengaMan (12:01:45 AM): hmmm…
JengaMan (12:01:47 AM): frankie who?
UglyGirl (12:01:53 AM): flatface
UglyGirl (12:02:30 AM): oh nvm i remember u
JengaMan (12:04:03 AM): frankie flatface…
UglyGirl (12:04:38 AM): we used to date a loooooong time ago
JengaMan (12:05:46 AM): ohhhhh wow
JengaMan (12:05:55 AM): its been a while haha
UglyGirl (12:06:04 AM): yeah lol
UglyGirl (12:06:08 AM): how u been?
JengaMan (12:09:06 AM): ive been real good
JengaMan (12:09:10 AM): what about you?
UglyGirl (12:10:07 AM): same im in florida now actually
JengaMan (12:11:04 AM): oh wow
JengaMan (12:11:08 AM): did you move or is that for school?
UglyGirl (12:11:49 AM): just for school
JengaMan (12:12:29 AM): thats cool
JengaMan (12:12:33 AM): where do you go?
UglyGirl (12:12:54 AM): its a small school…flagler college in st. augustine
UglyGirl (12:13:12 AM): what about u? u in school?
JengaMan (12:13:45 AM): thats cool
JengaMan (12:13:47 AM): i’m at udel
UglyGirl (12:14:10 AM): cool
UglyGirl (12:15:38 AM): alright well i got to go but ill ttyl
UglyGirl signed off at 12:16:16 AM.
["Jenga", "JengaMan", "UglyGirl", and "Frankie Flatface" are obviously not the real names]
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