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A Gothic Fantasy Poem

Gothic doesn’t mean “goth”, but just “dark and weird”… in this case, anyways.  This came to me while making breakfast:

I tripped on a velveteen horse,

and accidentally killed the bear.

The doctor wasn’t anywhere close,

so I made him a candygram.

His weasel outside of the door,

is wishing that I had some ham…

A wizard and Panamanian snake

leave me a note on my car.

The note suggested I leave

or else the sky might die.

I ignored his fanciful fears

while drinking some unicorn tears.

But at the end of the day, I still

still live in a bleeding sky.






 
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