Thought of the Day:

Obama Enters the Matrix

March 21, 2009 by Kyle Brady
Tags: Awesome, Best of 4chan and /b/, Obama, The Matrix
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Chuck

Keanu Reeves vs Barack Obama
Keanu has 5 letters, 3 vowles, two constants, Jusk Like Obama.
Reeves has 6 letters, 3 vowles, 3 constanants, just about like Barack
Neo ends in an O, Obama begins with an O
New starts with an N, Obama contains an M
MNOP, Matrix, Neo, Obama , President.
Coincient? I think Not.

Anon

how does Barack have 3 vowels?

double-anon

umm, one of them is silent...and invisible

no contest

obama kicks keanu's ass!! anyone else see the sick pager? i wonder who has that number eh? ...

WA

Finally a Badass president:) Obama made a very impressive appearing on Jay Leno last week:

http://www.wealthalchemist.com/Blog/2009/03/pre...

heather

oh yeah... that quip about special olympian bowlers was classic.

la

idk if its me or does Barack look just bad ass?

Daver

Thats pretty funny. Think he's gonna lead us into a hole we can't get out of : (
I can't think of one major corporation that would let him run their company due to lack of experience but we elected him based on appeal not qualifications.

Ghost

"Thought of the Day- Obama Enters the Matrix" ... Does he dodge bullets also !?.

DSE901

Yeah, I bet he's regretting that red pill.

Scott

This is great, but I would like to see video footage of Obama's amazing kung-fu fight with agent Smth. Albilty to kick one of the Matrix agent wold clearly varify BA's ability to take on all comers and deal with all of the issues currently affecting the world today. For exmple, Barak could meet wit the Iranian pres and if they dont cease their nuclear wepons development program Neo-Barrick could simply take him out. He count likewise with the current ayatola.

We don;t think diplomcy word word , or Israeli air stikes...just give Barak a pen-knife and set him loose in Iran hall of politcal, he cound kill everyone that matters in Iran politics that are causiing global concern.

I have no doubt that Obama could kick any workld leader's but, ...cause he has Neo-esque powes. His could be the new form of internation diplomacy - the US makes demnds of rogue stat and if the dont accept, we just send BA to take them all out.

There may many Obama super powerd mimd contol; or teleportation.

I wamt to see the BA files as a series...it could include pit fighting or random bashings of inocent people...but we DO know he is bad arse...let s start making better use of BA happen. Im sure he would be happy confidence in his admin.

Kill them all and make better coruption charges agains the cartels. He could also take out all of the neo-cons, just becuae they have it coming to them

I would be hapy to take BA through a MA course, but he would probale prefer to just shoot the vicitms.

i want to see more action from the Us, forget dialogue ...just nuke and get it over and done with.

Go Obama, let clean the world up today had make life suck...I offer free MS lesson, but only to Presidents...I gues the 1.5 mill payment is enought to sooth my indigatnation.

Finally, Obma does rock, let wish well