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Judas Priest and Me

If you’ve paid attention to this blog for a little while now, you probably know that I’m a big metal fan (or “metalhead” as we like to call it).  So it shouldn’t be any surprise that I went to a Judas Priest concert this past Sunday…

Judas PriestHeaven and HellMotorheadTestament.  At a huge venue (Shoreline Amphitheatre).

Quite alot of metal, of different kinds, on one bill, and it was amazing.  Priest was, by far the best, but Motorhead was fun to watch … Lemmy is always hilarious.  The others were interesting too, but I’ve seen Heaven and Hell before, Dio gets annoying afterwhile and it just drags on.

Anyways, I have two points to make here:

  1. Judas Priest sounds better than they have their entire career.  Ever.
  2. Metal is more than just music.

Older Isn’t Always Better

Most bands, especially in metal, don’t stand the test of time.  Black Sabbath fell apart, Heaven and Hell looks and sounds tired, Iron Maiden is largely a joke to those under 45, Slayer is less-Slayer than ever before, and even Metallica has been accused of getting old (note:  listen to the new album, then try and say that).

To go outside the realm of metal, The Rolling Stones sound and look like crap, Genesis is gone… the list goes on.

Pick up “Angel of Retribution” and “Nostradamus”, both by Judas Priest in the last few years, and tell me they’ve gone the way of the dinosaur.  Tell me that they sound like crap, changed their sound, or haven’t come up with anything original, innovative, or interesting.

You won’t, because you can’t.

Poke around the ‘net, and you’ll see alot of discussions of the vitality of this band:  guitars are stronger, faster and more complicated than ever; Halford’s vocal range, at both ends of the spectrum, is exponentially greater than anyone else in the industry, including himself from years ago; the quality of their gear adds a more modern tone to even the oldest of their songs; and this list goes on as well.

But none of this really feels important or interesting to most people… until you see them live.

Halford stomps around the stage as if he were a 25 yr. old, stage production is huge and full of crazy stuff, and the rest of the band has an energy that people their age shouldn’t have without help from a prescription.  Not to mention flawless execution of the entire set.  Or Halford.

At one point during the show, Halford went from a deep almost Angel Gossow-esque growl all the way up to a glass-shattering pitch that even Pavarotti would have been jealous of.  The entire crowd roared as if Metallica had just announced they were forming a super-group with Slayer and Judas Priest.

The whole point is this:  Judas Priest isn’t going anywhere any time soon.  They aren’t a “studio band” that can’t deliver live because of their age.  Their music isn’t “old and tired”.  They are still influencing alot of new bands and artists… with music they created 4 years ago.

It’s a Community

The other great experience from the show is a perfect example of just how wrong the average metal-hater is about our particular group of diehard fans.  We’re typically stereotyped as a bunch of angry, ignorant, juvenile, and anti-social blue-collar racists.  Obviously I’m not, and I can tell you from all the shows I’ve been to that a statement like that is very far from the truth, but…

I was getting coffee right before Priest came on, since we were outdoors and it was getting a little chilly.  I stopped at a picnic table to stir in some of the powdered creamer, and a girl slightly older than me asked if she could sit down.

We started talking about music, where she’s from, etc.  Then her boyfriend came over from getting some food, sat down and joined in.  No “why you talking to my girl, little man?” or anything like that… “hey, how you doin’?  I’m [x]” was actually what happened.

Then a group of three 40+ yr. olds sat down on the other side of the table.  Within two minutes, the 6 of us were discussing bands, industry events (like NAMM), John Petrucci vs. Joe Satriani, etc.

Keep in mind that I’m usually the “strong and silent” type, but that I was having a very in-depth conversation with five random strangers that I probably wouldn’t have connected with in “real life”.

But that illustrates just what the average non-metal person doesn’t see:  being a metalhead is not about bravado, it’s about loving something that you truly connect with, and enjoying being part of a very large and diverse community.  A community that, 9 times out of 10, protects it’s own.  A community that doesn’t swallow stupidity easily, and can hold a more intelligent discussion on the merits of music than most other non-music students in the world.

Do a little research on this.  Talk to people, poke around online… you’ll immediately find all the Slipknot fans who are violently angry at any and everyone.  But dig deeper.  Find the true metal fans, of real metal bands.

You’ll be surprised.

Thought of the Day- Mayhem FAIL

Going to the Mayhem Festival yesterday?  Absolute failure.

To make a long story short, I didn’t go.  Why?  At about 1am yesterday morning I had what felt like a heart attack… but I knew it wasn’t.  I have major case of acid reflux - and have since I was little… I take Nexium daily- and another little situation known as “esophegal spasms” where the esophegus may decide to just close on itself at random.

Basically, it feels like a heart attack, and the only thing that could have triggered it (since I avoided the usual reflex no-no’s) could have been the god damn smoke and haze we’re having… it was the worst attack I’ve ever had.

So I couldn’t go today, because if my window being open for two hours caused it… a whole day outside would have been terrible.  For the same reason of smoke, the Sacramento show was postponed until Monday, since it’s supposed to be much clearer by then- I’m trying to exchange my ticket to go then instead.

LiveNation = Fuck You

I go to alot of concerts, that’s nothing new. And I usually buy through LiveNation, because they’re cheaper than Ticketmaster, and more reputable than those other random ticket sites that have the design and functionality as if a 4-yr old had made them.

But then I go to pick up a ticket for the “Rockstar Energy Mayhem Tour” for July, and what do I find? Oh nothing, except A GIANT BALL OF ANGRY.

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I can understand a parking fee, since it’s at a stadium of sorts… but explain this to me:

How the HELL is a “convenience fee” and an “order fee” GOD DAMN APPROPRIATE when the tickets are ordered through the FUCKING INTERNET? And what makes this one different from all the other tickets I’ve bought that haven’t nearly DOUBLED in price because of “FEES“?

The system behind these ticketing places is a program. Not a bunch of fucking little lawn gnomes running around filling requests. So how much does it cost you to process a ticket purchase? Very little. And how much does it cost you to mail it to me? A couple pennies (at most), plus the cost of whatever the hell a stamp is at the moment. How much of that ticket goes to the venue and the artists? Maybe 75%?

You’re making 25% of the ticket cost, plus another 40% of the ticket price in fees? Is it too much to ask you not to make obscene profit margins, when it, once again, costs you very little?

No? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was financing the re-growth of Communist Fucking Russia, you stupid pompous assholes.

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edit: I decided to send this to LiveNation’s customer service. In case you’re curious (for things like, I don’t know, sending similar messages), my reference number for the “case” is: 080419-000125. To complain go here, and click “Ask a Question”. My title was “Do you enjoy rape?”…

Metal For Your Face

Why do I like metal so much?  It’s simple:  the music, the people, the bands, and the vibe are amazing.  What do I mean?

Here’s a short description of a recent concert in Kansas with LAMB OF GOD and KILLSWITCH ENGAGE:

“I went to see the KILLSWITCH ENGAGE/LAMB OF GOD show at Memorial Hall in Kansas City last night [Friday, December 7] and LAMB’s set was kinda different. First, they reported that on their way to KC, their bus had been hit by a semi-truck. I don’t think anyone was hurt, but they did mention it. Second, about a third of the way through their set, all the lights quit working. After a few minutes of playing in pitch black, they stopped and were told that the lights weren’t going to come back on. Randy [Blythe, LAMB OF GOD singer] said, ‘We’ll play this motherfucker in the dark, I don’t care,’ told everyone to be careful and watch out for each other, and launched back into it. They finished the show with nothing but a few small house lights on. Pretty cool, different situation and they said it was the most memorable show of the tour, one time even saying, ‘You know, back in the day, when Abe Lincoln went to metal shows, he had to do it by candlelight.’ The lights were fixed between sets and KILLSWITCH was able to use them.”

[via Blabbermouth]

Is that not the most awesome thing you’ve ever heard?  Or, maybe, even the most metal thing you’ve heard?