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theWAREHOUSE Shout-Out [Old Content]

Kyle Brady — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:37:06 +0000

I don't usually repost other's content, or do "shout-outs" - this is worth it.

Today's comic from the always-hilarious, mostly-amusing, sometimes-deep webcomic "theWAREHOUSE" by Carl Huber is pretty priceless:

Check out theWAREHOUSE's site for more, or subscribe to their RSS feed - it's worth it.

*puts on glasses* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

if you enjoyed this, check out more CSI:Miami parodies

A Reasonable Return Authorization [Old Content]

Kyle Brady — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:09:35 +0000

This is what happens when you ignore my attempts to return/exchange items the way you want me to...

"Return Authorization: 'I tried emailing and calling you for days, but you ignored me."

A Terrible Recruiter [Old Content]

Kyle Brady — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:23:58 +0000

I don't know why I still get recruiting emails, but I do*. And today I got an especially bad one.

Hi Brady,

This is Aish from Integnology. I am looking for IE6/UI developer for a 2 weeks + assignment for our Client in San Francisco, CA. You might not be looking for an assignment, but would you be willing to take this assignment along with your present job or project. Please send me your resume & contact me to discuss this .

IE6/7 UI Developer

-Make existing Firefox-friendly website and Facebook application IE6/7

compatible.

-All Javascript features that work on Firefox to be ported over to both

IE6/7.

-Must be AJAX and CSS savvy

-Must have exposure to Ruby on Rails

-Must have written FBML for Facebook

All of the formatting (spaces and punctuation included) remains intact, and this email is completely unedited.

Here's my appropriately Kyle'd reply.

Do not contact me again, especially given your poor English, poor email skills, impersonal email, and how you got my name wrong.

Maybe you should learn to be "smooth" before you try to make money by doing so.

BURN!

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*Footnote (2/6/09 3:15pm PST): as mentioned in my reply to "Bad Show", my profiles on both Monster and Dice are hidden/unsearchable, or are supposed to be, based on my account settings/preferences. And if recruiting firms are stooping to trolling blogs like mine for resumes...

Well, I think they need to find a better data pool.

The God (Dis)Proof [Old Content]

Kyle Brady — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 02:52:05 +0000

I'm in the process of packing things so I can move, and I found an old "proof" I did a few years ago, "proving" that God doesn't exist.

I thought, and still think, it was funny, so I graphicized it and posted it here.

Click for mind-blowingness!