Problems in Paradise II

I originally wrote about the blog echo chamber a few months ago:  how I was frustrated with the “press”, I couldn’t get any attention for anything, and it was all the same crap over and over again.  Today I came across a post from RW/W’s Josh Catone about similar concerns, especially regarding taking information as “fact” when it’s quite less than that.

And so I thought I’d re-evaluate my original opinions.

TechCrunch Sucks

I’ve long since given up on anything TechCrunch or Michael Arrington related.  Along with many other people, I’ve discovered that unless Mike thinks you (or your product/service) is “cool”, he’s invested in your company (but won’t disclose it), or you’re already on the “post worthy radar”, he won’t write about you.  Oh, and since he’s so intelligent, he likes to review things without ever using them.

I’ve even gone so far as asking Mixx.com to include a new feature: filters.  That way I can filter out anything that links to any Arrington-related sites, resulting in no accidental ad revenue from me.  I don’t seem to be alone in this.

Who I Listed As Good

If you check my original post, you’ll see I listed Valleywag, Uncov, and Scoble as the few interesting ones.  Well…

  • Valleywag is still Valleywag… arrogant, irreverent, and awesome as ever
  • Uncov is now defunct
  • Scoble is now a corporate shill who drones on about the most boring topics over and over

So that kills 2/3’s of my list.


Look!  A 1920’s Blogosphere!

Sometimes, It Gets Better

However, I think some people have realized this (maybe along with my help?) and started to change a little.  One of my favorites, RW/W was slipping into echo chamber mode, but they’ve since pulled out very gracefully.  How?  Longer and more in-depth articles, that are original and thought provoking, on important issues, the future of the Internet, and sometimes just a musing on “what if…”.  Combine this with less PR SPAM about Twitter, Facebook, and FriendFeed, and I think they’ve really hit their stride.

I won’t mention any more names, but there are some blogs that refuse to do anything other than the usual repetitive crap, and a small few who’ve started to change.  But none of them have been as drastic, or as awesome, as RW/W.


All your base are belong to them.

Sometimes, It Gets Worse

That being said, I feel like large swaths of the Internet are now collapsing into 24/7 promotional crap.  No matter what I submit to Digg, I never get more than a few votes… you know why?  Because I refuse to SPAM all those “friends” who’ve added me.  No matter what I sumbit to Mixx, I seem to be always voted down by the same few people (which means alot when a “popular story” has usually 20 votes up).

Twitter and FriendFeed only add to this problem, creating larger circles for people to flap their jaws about crap everyone’s already heard about and decided they either don’t care or have had enough.


This is what I do to echo-chamber RSS feeds.

Conclusion

I realized yesterday that the modern Internet is just a different version of Usenet, when it comes to data delivery.  Most of the people who read blogs and follow things do so with RSS and a feed reader, resulting in just a different GUI for raw data delivery… isn’t that like a cloaked Usenet?  I think so.

In a year or so, I think the ‘net will have divided itself between echo chambers and original thoughts, much more clearly than now.  And I think that some of the currently popular blogs will disappear… hopefully the “Crunch Empire” dies as the bubble bursts (I can wish, can’t I?).


An early 1990’s Google Reader?

But it’s only going to get worse before it gets better.  I’m not a big fan of newspapers, but when you compare their style and delivery to some blogs, the paper comes our far superior:  less biased, more original (or at least it’s an interesting take on a repetitive story), and the same story never resurfaces.  Ever.

Chew on that.

I’m Famous! (Again)

I had another article/interview printed in a Maryland newspaper again… this time from the “Towson Times”.  This one is alot longer and more in depth, focusing a little more on me than the business.  But that’s ok, any press is good.  See below for a graphic of it.

Towson Times

Self Acknowledgement

So, yeah, I’m famous. Not quite as much as Corey’s glasses (try CollegeHumor if you don’t know what I’m talking about), but hopefully one day I can attain that status.

Anyways, I had a small interview with The Examiner (a paper that has a few local editions in places like Baltimore, San Francisco, San Jose, etc.), Baltimore Edition, about the business and mySHOUToutLOUD. Since it was my first interview, and writeup in a paper, I’m pretty excited about it.

The Examiner
Give Us a Read, Precious.

Finally

After about 6 months of posting on this blog, disregarding whether or not anyone reads or cares about it, and I’ve looked at some statistics recently, noticing a few things:

  • I now have a Google PageRank:  3/10.  Better than not existing as a PageRank!
  • If you search my name on Google, I’ve finally trudged through all the results for the football player of the same name… and this blog shows up on the top of the second page.
  • There is a steady stream of traffic via both RSS and direct access.  Not alot, but some.

So, thanks to you people who read this blog, and/or link to it.  Hopefully this trend continues!

Problems In Paradise

[This is my first substantial post in a long time, so just as a warning: it’s going to be long, full of things no-one will like, and probably very very angry. It’s like I have a stockpile of feelings.]

Paradise? Am I talking about Heaven, The Afterlife, The Halls of Valhalla? No. I’m talking about the blogosphere of tech-news reporting.

The Golden Age of Grotesque

Even as little as a year ago, the portion of the blogging world that discussed/”reported” news on the tech world was very diverse and original. You could go to any number of the most popular blogs and find long opinion / editorial pieces, and little gems of news that wouldn’t be on the others. In a word: they were the opposite of mainstream media (”MSM”).

This was a good time.

The Dope Show

But then, something happened. Blogs like TechCrunch, GigaOm, ReadWriteWeb, Mashable, Gizmodo, etc. began to cover the same things: the most popular internet applications and their progress (Facebook, Google, etc.) and then alot of shiny AJAX bullshit that shouldn’t even exist. And not just individually, but they would rehash the same subjects over and over again (on the same blog), even when it was seen the same amount of times on their friends/competitors.

The Tech Blogosphere
The Tech Blogosphere

mOBSCENE

The last few months this is what the world of tech blogging looks like:

  • Facebook
  • Google
  • “Google Killers”
  • “Digg Killers”
  • Microsoft Sucks
  • Twitter
  • “Twitter Killers”
  • VC Investments
  • [stupid things that serve no purpose but get funding anyways]

And repeat. It’s like you put a newspaper in the washing machine every night, and read it in the morning. The same news, just jumbled around a little bit.

(S)aint[s]

There are a few diamonds in the rough at the moment, the few originals that do what they feel like, even if it’s not politically correct or even always based on hard facts. Which makes it interesting.

  • Valleywag
  • Uncov
  • Scoble

Valleywag is like a tabloid for Silicon Valley, without all the aliens and pregnancies. Uncov is probably my favorite thing ever, because he/they bash all of the things about “Web 2.0″ and the industry that I absolutely hate (read: stupid crap), and he has a basis in reality that most bloggers don’t: real knowledge, coming from an engineering background. Scoble (”Scobleizer”) is not always interesting, but when he is… man he is. Oh, and people love to hate him, and I like to see the backlash from even just simple statements.

MSM
Oh yeah, MSM!

Cake and Sodomy

What sparked this? Aside from being tired of reading the same things on 140,000 different blogs about the same stupid things that don’t matter (or do, but have been rehashed to death), it’s simple: these blogs will only cover your startup/application/company/whatever if you meet at least one of three requirements.

  • You’re Famous
  • You Have VC/Angel Investors
  • You’ve Created a Mashup

I know I’m not the only one who’s noticed this, and yet I haven’t seen anyone else gripe about it. Hello, people? Yeah the Internet called, it wants to give your soul back, you spineless tool.

Mechanical Animals

The reason I bring this up is that I’ve recently launched my first web service/application, mySHOUToutLOUD. We spent some money on Facebook advertising, which turned out to be pretty worthless, but I also thought I might get some coverage from the blogs that (you would think) care, so I sent this email:

We thought you’d be interested to hear about the v1.0 Launch of our service, mySHOUToutLOUD, as of January 1st, 2008. As a new consumer complaints vehicle, we hope to have success in letting individual consumers have a voice in the public eye, in order to help their problems / concerns be resolved with any product or company.

We have attached the press release for this (PDF), but you can view other details at the press site: http://press.myshoutoutloud.com

Hopefully you find this informative, and give our new service a try.

Here’s to a brighter future for the consumer public!


The mySHOUToutLOUD Team

“real consumer complaints, for real people”

The press release that was attached can be found here. What happened? Nothing. No reply emails. No signups from the people who check this stuff out.

I got a great reply email from a few people over at Wired and San Jose Mercury News. Does that feel good? Knowing that MSM is more professional and has more basic courtesy than all of you couch slobs that make money from doing nothing?

You
Oh, Hello! I didn’t see you there, Michael Arrington!

User Friendly

So, in closing, here’s my suggestion to you wannabe-journalists who cover only what Arrington thinks is interesting:

Get your thumbs out of your asses, lose some weight, and find your spine. You wonder why MSM doesn’t see you as a threat, and even CSE didn’t give you “credentials” (albeit diminished) until this year? Probably because of things like this.

—-

P.S. Mahalo sucks.
P.S.S. All song titles courtesy of Marilyn Manson.

People Read My Thoughts

No.  Seriously.  It’s like I say something (or even think it), and then weeks or months later it appears as a new product or service.

Great.

“Told You So”

I’ve just created a new tag:  “Told You So”.  Why?

“Scientists create a powerful antimatter beam” uses the phrase “amazingly similar to a warp reactor from Star Trek”.

Did I not already mention that most “real” inventions are found in SciFi many (in this case twenty) years earlier?