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Unicorn-Butterfly Soup.
--Kyle
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Ceiling Rainbow
Despite what the title may have given you ideas of, this isn’t about some permutation of Reading Rainbow, or anything else you probably imagined.
It’s very simple… I noticed there was a rainbow (in block format instead of the usual bars) on my ceiling today, for no apparent reason. And my curtains were about 99% shut too.
Weird, right?
Thought of the Day- Dead Brain Cells
I’m pretty sure I lost a bunch of brain cells by watching this acid-inspired cameo-filled video of musical insanity.
David Cross and Beck included.
A Gothic Fantasy Poem
Gothic doesn’t mean “goth”, but just “dark and weird”… in this case, anyways. This came to me while making breakfast:
I tripped on a velveteen horse,
and accidentally killed the bear.
The doctor wasn’t anywhere close,
so I made him a candygram.
His weasel outside of the door,
is wishing that I had some ham…
A wizard and Panamanian snake
leave me a note on my car.
The note suggested I leave
or else the sky might die.
I ignored his fanciful fears
while drinking some unicorn tears.
But at the end of the day, I still
still live in a bleeding sky.
“Fight Club” Inspired Oneliners
You know all those “Fight Club” oneliners? Like “I am Jack’s smirking revenge”? Well, here’s some that I’ve thought of over the last few days… all based on weirdness and the family tree.
- I am not your mother’s garden hose.
- I am not your sister’s makeup drawer.
- I am not your father’s lawn tractor.
- I am not your brother’s electric razor.
- I am not your uncle’s ugly stick.
- I am not your aunt’s china set.
- I am not your son’s baseball glove.
- I am not your daughter’s makeup remover.
- I am not your cousin’s corncob pipe.
- I am not your family dog’s favorite chew toy.
- I am not your grandson’s wardrobe.
- I am not your granddaughter’s hearse.
Weird, right? But funny to me…
“Ur Gurlfreind”
A LOLcat-esque picture I just made…
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My First LOL…thing
Just created my first LOL-thing, definitely fits into the category of LOLTHULHU… I call it “LOLcrackern” (click for full size) :
